My "Crack-Pimp" Godzilla! LOL!

When I last saw him, still recovering after having reversed all that plastic surgery he'd done for his movie with Matthew Broderick, he was happily sipping martini's with Mothera and Rodan in the South Pacific. He told me himself that he has "absolutely no intention of retiring at any time in the near future".

When I asked him about some of his upcoming projects, he simply replied "I love my work, the people who make everything happen and my fellow monsters - without whom I would be nothing. 'KG' or King Ghidorah as you call him, is my sons godfather, 'KiKo' or King Kong is my daughters godfather. We're ALL actually VERY good friends. I was Rodan's Best Man at his wedding and as my own dad couldn't make it, Mothera walked my then future bride down the aisle and gave her away. We monsters have to stick together you know! It's what keeps us so close like a family." When asked about this next clip, the Big G replied, "I don't know how or where they got that - but it is definitely NOT one of my upcoming projects! I think some fan just got a little cyber-crazed and put it all together - good job though!" Finally, I asked him about his '80's aerobics video to which he growled "Don't ever mention that again!" I guess we're all a bit humiliated by what we've done in the '80's! LOL!