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Well, besides the fact that I've taken off 300 years from my age...Here's the deal... If you didn't get it from my blog's splash-page or looking at my interests - then, YOU AIN'T GONNA GET IT BLANCHE! However, I will add that I have an extremely wicked sense of humor and love to play practical jokes - especially if I discover your greatest fear. As I always say, "EVIL IS AN ART FORM!".

28 July, 2008

Michelangelo's DAVID goes home to Italy

Here he is BEFORE his critically acclaimed US tour...


And here is what happened to him as a result after a two year visit to these United States... the MOST obese nation in the WORLD!!!




His Proud Sponsors were:





So now you know... LOL!!!

AML,
~D~

OMG! LOL!!!

Okay folks...

In regards to my last post about the "American Vampire League" - I have discovered something that is so completely uproarious, I still have blood-stained tears of laughter streaming down my face!

Apparently the AVL link and all the links that follow in in this posting are all part of an absolutely brilliant promotional blitz by HBO to promote a new show premiering on September 7th, 2008 called "True Blood", (I think).

Anyway, here are the other links for this super clever promotion...

The Bloodcopy Home page - the videos ALONE are well worth it! Hee hee!


The TrueBeverage home page - again, too funny for words! (You'll have to sign in with your birth date as follows: Month / Day / Century)... Then watch the "advertisement" and laugh until you puke! LOL!

Well, enjoy. And always remember to Live, Laugh and Love - no matter WHAT happens or tragedies befall you. Your time on this plane of existence is limited, while mine has just begun!

I'm only 342 years old - a fledgling amongst "our" kind. I have eons before I either go insane and am put to death by the "Council of Elders", (those who have lived for no less than a millennium), or just decide to end it all by going into the sun - even that may not do it - it is not an easy thing to destroy us unless we're really young - and even then, it depends on the strength of your "maker". LOL!


AML,
~D~

PS: Hope y'all are enjoyin' my new blog as much as I love to find interestin, and funny stuff to post. If you don't, well then "Stake 'mah heart and nail my lid shut" as they say down South. LOLOLOLOL!!! >:-)

PPS: EVIL IS AN ART FORM!